Adult Quotes
Adult Quotes
#1 Maut Aur Tatti, Kabhi Bhi Aa Sakti Hain.
#2 Saamp Aur Chut, Jahaan Bhi Milen Maar Do.
#3 Zindagi Aur Jhaant Uljhe Hue Hain, Use Suljhane Ki Koshish Mat Karna.
#4 Samay Aur Chutiya, Sab Ka Kat Ta Hain.
#5 Achi Piyo Kharab Piyo, Jab Bhi Piyo Sharaab Piyo.
#6 Paani Aur Land, Apna Rasta Khud Dhoondh Lete Hain.
#7 Beewi Aur Gaadi, Doosre Ko Doge To Chud Kar Hi Wapas Ayenge.
#8 Sardar Aur Suwar Ke Bachche, Chote Hi Achche Lagte Hain.
#9 Doodh Aur Gaand, Jab Phatthe Hain To Aawaaz Nahi Aati.
#10 Rocket Aur Tharak, Aadmi Ko Kahin Bhi Le Jaa Sakte Hain.
#11 Choochiyaan Aur Jazbaad, Jitne Dabaao Utne Hee Ubharte Hain.
#12 Jhaante Aur Koylaa, Hameshaa Sulagte Rahte Hain.
#13 Tootee (Tap) Aur Lauda, Hamesha Taidey Rehtey Hain.
#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) Jitnaa Bhi Uchhal Lein, Rahenge Hameshaa Laude Ke Neeche Hee!
#15 Ladki Kitni Bhi Lambi Ho, Mutegi To Baith Ke Hi.
#16 Land Ko Kitna Bhi Jhadkao, Aakhri Boond Undi Mein Hi Girti Hai.
#17 Chut Chahe Jitni Bhi Choudi Ho Jaye, Marni To Lund Se Hi Padegi.
#18 Choochiyaan Aur Khaini, Jitna Ragdoge Utna Hi Majaa Ayega.
#19 Chut Aur Daaru, Kabhi Bhee Jhooti Nahi Hoti Hain.
#20 Kutte Ko Mootne Ke Liye Aur Ladki Ko Chudne Ke Liye, Taang Uthani
Hi Padti Hai.
#21 Chut Aur Bhut, Kismat Walon Ko Hi Dikhte Hain.
#22 Naan Aur Kutte Ka Lauda, Andar Jakar Hi Phoolte Hain.
#23 Lohe Par Hathoda Aur Chut Par Loda, Tabhi Maro Jab Garam Ho.
#24 Ladki Aur Audio Cassete, Dono Side Se Bajaana Chahiye.
#25 Exam Ki Taiyari Mein Ek Ghanta Aur Daaru Mein Ek Peg, Hamesha Kum Rahte Hain.
#26 Chut Saal Mein Do Hi Baar Maro, Ek Jis Din Baarish Ho Aur Doosre Us Din Jab Baarish Na Ho.
#27 Lund Aur Ghamand, Dono Ko Kaabu Mein Rakhne Mein Hi Bhalai Hai.
#28 Baagi Aur Mamme , Jahan Bhee Mile , Masal Dene Chahiye.
#29 Samay Se Pahle Aur Kismat Se Achhi Chut, Na Kisi Ko Mili Hai, Na Milegi.
#30 Jab Kismat Mein Likhe Ho Lode, To Kahan Se Milenge Pakode.
#31 Adami Aur Chuha Hamesha Ched Ki Taraf Bhagta Hai
#32 Baasi Choot Aur Purana Akhbaar, Jahan Dikhe Faad Do!
#33 Hari Jhandi Aur Randi Ko Dekte Hi Bhaag Lo!
#34 Musibat Aur Land Kabhi Bhi Khada Ho Sakta Hai!
#35 Naukari Aur Gaand Sabki Lagti Hai.
#36 Kamaan Se Nikala Teer Jitna Tez Ho, Aur Gand Se Nikala Paad Jitni Dhire Ho Utani Hi Asardar Hoti Hai!
#37 Kamaan Se Nikala Teer Aur Gaand Se Nikla Goo Kabhi Vapas Nahin Aata Hai
#38 Jaban Aur Land Dono Me Haddi Nahi Hoti!
#39 Nayee Chut Ka Maza Nau Din Tak Hota Hai!
#40 Admi Kitna Bhi Gora Ho, Land Baki Badan Se Kala Hi Hota Hai!
#41 Dusri Naukari Aur Dusri Aurat Hardam Achi Hi Lagti Hai!
#42 Stree Se Aayu, Purush Se Aay (Income) Aur Sardar Se Kabhi Time Nahi Puchhana Chahiye!
#43 Bhajan, Bhojan Aur Chodan Hamesha Ekaant Main Karne Chahiye.
#44 Chut, Boot Aur Rangroop Ko Jitna Ragdoge Utni Hi Chamak Aayegi.
#45 Chut, Chuchi Aur Chilam Jitni Bhi Pio Kabhi Jhuti Nahin Hoti.
#46 Maango Usi Se Jo De Khushi Se Aur Kahe Na Kisi Se.
#47 Jab Bhi Mile Akeli, Wo Nahin To Uski Saheli, Saheli Nahin To Apni
Hatheli…..But Have Sex Daily.
#48 Kismat Aur Gaand Kabhi Bhi Aur Kahin Bhi Mar Sakti Hai.
#49 Ladai Aur Chudai Mein Sab Jaayaj Hai.
#50 Bahen Ke Lavdon, Gaand Mein Dum Hai To Pachaasva Khud Bana Lo
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