Beyond the adult sms
so rahay thay donon nangay,
chachi ko lagi thand,
chacha nay dia lund,
chachi boli yah kia gund,
chacha bola machine gun,
dhasaan dhasan.. dhasaan dhasaan..
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.
Beyond the adult sms
Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi…
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi…
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:”father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
Adult Sms
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy
SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?
DO U KNOW?
“TEA”
CHAI PIYO, MAST
JIYO…………………………..
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