Candy Bar
One night a guy was having hot sex with his girlfriend. Nearing the end she threw him off and said that she wanted a candy bar. “I don’t have any candy bars here” he said.
“That’s it, we’re through!!! If you don’t run to the store and get me a candy I am gonna leave you.” Scared, he quickly ran out the door forgetting to get dressed. He quickly got to the store, stole 3 candy bars and ran out. Halfway home he realized that he was naked and he hid behind a bush.
“Oh damn!!!” He thought. “If I don’t get back soon, she’ll leave me.” He began to run home when he saw 3 nuns coming down the street. “Oh crap” he said, “I know…I’ll pretend I am a statue. They won’t even realize it.” So there he stood, frozen with 3 bars.
Up walked the nuns, “Oh my!!!” says one, “It’s one of those nude candy machines.” The nun reaches in her pocket and pulls out a quarter. Upton inspection she shoves the quarter up his yanks on his dick. In amazing pain he drops one of the bars. The nun walks away happy. The second nun repeats the process and gets her candy bar.
“Oh man, If I lose this one, she will leave me for sure.” thought the boy.
The third nun pays and starts to pull his dick.
“Hmmmm, that’s odd. Where’s my candy bar?” She pulls and pulls and pulls his dick, but no candy. She gives it on more yank and starts to smile, “Sisters look……HAND LOTION.”
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mast one
baaki baap! sexy joke tha.. what a lotion!!!
CAN ANY ONE TRANSLATION
haan i’ll translate it 2 u. It means go n fuck urself. ha ha ha ha…. great job Ayesha Khan
IT WAS VERY NICE LIKE YOU…………
I LIKE YOUR JOKES AND YOU…………
thanks