I cannot sell unless see it
man:I would like to buy some dog food?
Salesman: do u have a dog?
Man:Yes
saler:Where?
Man:at home
Saler:i am sorry cant sell u unless i see dog. its Store policy
next day
man:do u have a cat food?
Saler:where is ur cat?
Man:at home
Saler:sorry can’t sell u unless I see cat
3days later man walks in with bag
Saler:Whats in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Saler:It’s warm and moist What is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper. 
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