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funny sms, karo fun, karo, or kartay jao!
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
“Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”
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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de… Dusri kiran hasi de… Teesri tandurasti… Chouthi kamyabi… Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
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