Funny Sms Page 6
Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di.
Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha:
Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.
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Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai…
Silence for few Minutes…
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?
Funny Sms Karo karo or kartay jao!
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Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!
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Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !
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Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo.. Garbhvati hai.
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