2008 sms collection
Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,
Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko.
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Itne choti si dosti apni,
Kaise soch liya ke keenara aagaya,
Ho gai mobile mein roshni,
Aur sms humara aagaya.
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Ek baba cinema main hans raha tha:
Aadmi: Kyon hans rahy ho?
Baba: 20 saal bad aaj mera khara hua hai.
Aadmi: Baba ji aapne mera pakra hua hai.
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Ek larka shadi k dafter phone karta hai
Larka: Mere dono bazo nhi hain kya mere
shadi ho sakt hai?
Ladki: G han…
Ladka: Mere dono tangen bhi nhi hai
Ladki:Phir bhi ho sakti hai
Ladka: Mere ek kaan bhi nhi hai
Ladki: Kya apka “Lu*d” Salamat hai
Ladka: G usi say tu number dial kya hy!
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Adult Sms
Larki: dr my Hole Is 2 Big!
Dr Looks In Da Hole & Says My Gudness
Gudness
Gudness
Larki:Y R U Repeating Words?
Dr:Repeat nhi kr rha
Awaz goonj rahi hai.
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Hindi Adult Sms
Songs for penis of different ages
15-Papa kehte hein bara naam kare ga.
16-25-Dhoom macha de dhoom
26-40-Kabhie khushi kabhie gham
41-55-Kal ho na ho
55+ Pappu cant dance sala!
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Iss bedard zamane mein hamdard humsa koi nahi,
Dil todne wale bohat hai dil jorne wala koi nahi.
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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka
board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board
hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
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girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain
ki waja se roti hai?
pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakhe
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Funny Sms
You’ve graduated…
Its’ time for you to:
- Live it up
- To smile
- Take a bow
And time for me to say…
Congrats!
Way to go and WOW!
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GirL In A Party To A Man:Excues Me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE Se 1 Cheez Hata Sakte Hein?
Man Khush Hote Hue
Han Han Bolo Kia?
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GirL:Kuttay Apni Nazr Hata.
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At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is…having friends.
At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is…having sex.
At age 35, success is…having money.
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Funny messages
Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,
Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..
Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,
Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..
2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,
Mustaqbil Roshan
Hai..
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Jis tarha sooraj nikalta he her rat k bad,
chand alwida kehta he mulaqat k bad,
tum ghar se mat nikalna,
warna log kahan ge,
Mandak nikal aya barsat k bad.
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