Pakistani to American
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
Dua he ek dost ki ek dost ko
Madinay ke galli me hø ghär apka, Makkay ki vadi me hø bäsera apka, Dua he ek dost ki ek dost ko, Gumbad-e-Khazra k saaye me ho sajda apkä. (ameen).
Jo shaks thoray rizq se raazi ho gaya
“Hadees Sharif” Prophet MOHAMMAD (PBUH) said: Jo shaks thoray rizq se raazi ho gaya, ALLAH us k thoray aamaal se raazi ho jayga.
pathan ko brain cancer
Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain. Ali: Khan g kia hua. Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k [...]
zindagi mein hi tarsey
. *..=..!<*>!..=..* Yaad rahay ga ye Doar-e-Hayyaat b hamein, “.,…,….”~!~”….,…,.” K zindagi mein hi tarsey hein zindagi k liay. ***–!.-¤-.!–***
Kis Ne kaha Tuje k
Kis Ne kaha Tuje k anjan Bn k Aya kr Mare Dil k Aine me Mehman bn k Aya kr ek Tuje hi to Bakhshi hy Dil ki Hukumat Ye Tri SaLtnat hy tu SuLtan bn k Aya kr..
Ehsaan kiya usney
Ehsaan kiya usney mujhe piyar sikha kar, Hoti hai chahat kiya ye mujhe samjha kar, Qurbani hai piyar ka asli matlab, Chorr diya sath mera bas itna bata kar..
Gandu
Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,? . Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain. . kioun sahi kaha na . ab men tujhe kiya kahon . Condom . Ya.. . Gandu
