Yun hi marwa loo
Tum Choot mei ghar bana lo, Loray k pillar laga lo, Boobs ki balconies bana lo, Tatton k bulb lagwa lo, Per gand ka kya kro gay? Chalo isay yun he marwa lo! Sms, , ,
Pathan ka door ka bhai
1st PATHAN: ye bacha tumhara kya lagta hai 2nd PATHN: ye mera door ka bhai hai 1st: door ka main samjha nahi 2nd:iske aur mere darmiyan 26 behan bhai aur hn!
Pakistan ka naya nara
Pakistan Zindabad, Pakistan Zindabad, Pakistan k kharab Halat ki waja se Nara Change kiya jarha ha, naya Nara ye hai, PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAAG. . . . . . . . !
sardar ne bank luta
Jail Me Sardar se kisi ne Pucha: Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Hui K Tum Jail Me Ho? Sardar: Main Ne Bank Luta Aur . . . . Paise Wahi Gineny beth gaya(-)
Wo bewafa nahi magar
Us se juda to Ho gae par yon laga muje Jese jahan main koi apna nhi raha Wo bewafa nahi magar itna zaroor ha Pehle wo jis tarha ka tha wesa nhi raha.
Newly Young boy
Newly young boy Newly Young Boy To Doctor: Mujhe Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Batayen K Jis Se Sex bhi Ho Jaye Aur Pragnancy Bhi Na Ho . . . ? ? ? Doctor: Hai Na . . . Beta Bas Peeche Se Lete Raho. . . Karo sms
Nagi Larki
1 Nangi larki ne Bar me Pac ka order dia! Waiter dekhta reh geya. Larki: Kabhi nangi larki nhi dekhi? Waiter: Main soch raha hon, tu paisy kahan se nikalegi
Pregnent Lady
Pregnant Lady A Pregnant Lady TeAcher (Jisk| shAlwAr PhAti hOi tHi) Bacho Batao mujhi beta hoga ya beti. . .? One boy: Beta. lAdy teAcher: tujhy kesy pata chala. . .? Boy : Ap jAb jhukeen theen tub mein ny bAchy k| mOnchEn dEkh lEin theen.
