TAVEEZ wala CHAE
Air hostess 2 pathan: What do u want 2 take? Pathan: Hamare liey TAVEEZ wala CHAE lao. Air Hostes:Abey akhrot ki aulad! Woh taveez nahi TEA-BAG hai.!
Ek sardar sochta raha
Ek sardar sochta raha?… Sari zindagi sochta Raha?.. Sochta raha? aur s0chte s0chte mar gaya.. k meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera 1 kyun hai.
fareb e dosti
Zamane bhar ney luta hai Faraz fareb-e-dosti day kr agar tu saath day mera to sub se dushmani kr loon?
bachi pyari
Yun to hai mujh mein boht”DeenDari” Magar jahan dekhi koi”bachi pyari” Bus Waheen pe”Aankh de Mari” Phans gai to hamari, Warna phir se wohi “DeenDari”.
sardar ka gussa
sardar ka gussa Sardar k boss ne usey job se nikal dia Sardar roz uske ghar k samne POTI kr k ata. Dost:ye kia hrkat hy? Srdr:Usy btana chta hn k,job k bina bhuka nhi mar rha
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds…. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) “*”*”*”*”*”*” *”*”HAPPY”*”* “*”DIPAWALI”*” ….*”*”*….
Amitabh & Shashi kapoor
Amitabh – mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri hai, murga bumb hai, anaar hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi kapoor – mere paas maachis hai!:p
beauty Of deepavali
May the beauty Of deepavali season Fill your home with Happiness, And may the coming year Provide you with all That bring you joy!
