apne upar qaboo
Agar kisi larki ne kisi larke ko mouqa diya ko woh kuch bi kare us k sath Aur larke ne apne upar qaboo pa liya aur peche hat gaya to JANNAt uske liye inaam rakhdi gayi.
my simple sms
A Simple ßye make u Cry, A Simple joke Make us £augh, Simple Care make Us Fall in £ove, I Hope my Simple SmS make you Think of me… i Miss You!……
Hathi k upar
Agar dunya ko kuch kar k dikhana hai to sunein meri baat: Hathi k upar ulta kharey ho k foto khichvain, ab photo ko ulta kar k duniya ko dikhain…!! Good Luck
Faraz ki beeri
Beeri jalayi le jigar se Faraz Kyun k machis beeri se mehngi hogayi hai
Makkhi Mar
Makkhi Mar Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se… HoMe PagE
happy birthday 2
Birthday Sms Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more… Happy birthday… HOmE PAGe
30 se 40 bar
Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main ” Naaii ” hon..
KAMINE LoG
Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zor se chillaya, “KAMINE LoG Potti bi aise karte hain jese koi Samosa Para ho..
