Archive for November, 2008

Maaf Karo

Funny Sms FAQEER:ALLAH K Naam Pe Dedo Baba MAAF KARO BABA FAQEER:Beta Kuch To Do Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Parh Raha Hai Usko Le Jao FAQEER:Bheek Mangi Thi Bhikari Nahi¤;-A

Tambakho noshi

Faraz Sms TMBAKO noshi sehat k lia Muzar ha faraz Wo shaks mujy ye kh kr NISWAR de gaya.

Pakistan Situation

Funny Sms Welcome 2 Pakistan, Due 2 the recent situation of pak. the courses have been changed 2; MBBS:Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies CA:Career in Alqaeda MSc:Master Sucide Course IT:Institute of Terrorism MBA:Member of Blasting Agency All these Courses offerd by UET:Univrsty of Error n Terror!!!

aik pathan bazar main gaya

pathan Sms Pathan ne apne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k bazar me agaya! 1 admi ne puccha: Khan sab. kia darwaza bechna hay? Pathan:Nahi yara,Tala khulwana hy

mangeter teri ho or shadi meri ho

Funny Urdu Poetry Subzi teri ho,Handi meri ho, Gari meri ho,Petrol tera ho, Ghalti meri ho,Pitai teri ho, Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho k, Mangeter teri ho,Or shadi meri ho…

mohabat ka dawa

Funny Urdu Poetry Arz kia hai…… Arz kia hai……. Ham ko tha jis se Mohabat ka dawa Ham ko jis se tha dosti ka dawa Wo le gya hamari Manji ka Pawa Shawa bhai Shawa…!!

pathan sub kuch chor doun ga

Pathan Sms Pathan. Me tmhry lye sub chor dunga Grl: Ami Abu Pathn: yes Grl: Khana pina Pthn: Yes Girl: Apny frndz Pthn: yes Girl: Naswar Pthn: Baji chalti phrti nazr Aao.

moun meetha karna hai

Funny Sms Moun meetha karna hai to Hamare pass aaien ham apko K K K K Ki Ki Ki Ki Ki Kis Kis Kis kis kis kiss kiss Kiss kiss kiss kissh Kissh-Mish Khilaien. Kaisa?