Kutty apni nazar hata
Funny Sms GirL In A Party To A Man:Excues Me Sir Kia Ap Mere FACE Se 1 Cheez Hata Sakte Hein? Man Khush Hote Hue Han Han Bolo Kia? . . . . . GirL:Kuttay Apni Nazr Hata.
ufone telenor zong & jazz
Funny Sms Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim conection k hisab Se Jaz wala b/f:Hello darling Larki:Or sunau U.föne wala b/f:Kia tumhare dil me,me hun Larki:tum hi to ho Zong wala b/f:tumhe chand kahun phul kahun kya kahun Larki:sub keh do Telenor wala b/f:kya har larki bewafa hai Larki:yahi he dhun sub ki…
message ko delete kar do
Funny Sms Ek kaam kar yaar tu na ” ” ” is msg ko DELETE kar de isme kuch nhi hai.
Sardar or uss ka bhai
Sardar Adult sms Sardar ghar aya to dekha k BV nangi leti hui hai, Paseena nikal raha hai or saans phoola hua hai.. Sardar ne Puchha: kia hua? B.v: dil ghabra raha hai, Jaldi se doctor ko bulao.. Sardar doctor ko bulane bhaga to bachay ne darwazay pr rok kr bataya k chachu bed k [...]
Sweet mango
Adult sms Kyun udas hy tu aj sham ki tarha. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Choos le mera lund mithay aam k tarha.!
sardar or pind de mitti
Sardar Sms 1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aaya Pind di mitti Soongh k bola Hun te mitti di khushboo badl gai ae Frnd: A mitti nai ae Sukki tatti ae”
bahar nikalo
Adult sms Daalne laga main, cheekhne lagi wo. Hua Dard itna k seh na saki wo. Takleef hui itni k boli bahar nikalo. Khuda k waaste hath mein doosra Kangan na dalo.
Husband
Adult Sms @>Husband: Mujhe aj office me apne seenay k safaid bal dikhane pr old age pension mili. =Wife: Pant ki zip khol k wo b dekha dete to maazuri allowance B mil jata.
