Muhbat mojza hai
“Har ik dil pe muhbt k ilzham nhi hotey, “Muhbat mojza hai, mojzey aam nhi hotey, “Muhbat thori si b mil jay to sanbhal k rkho q k muhbat k koi daam nhi hotay.
hone nahi doun ga
Funny adult sms Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye me hone nahi dunga… tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga… Roj ek sms karte rehna,, nahi to Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga…
Sardar or horse
Adult sms A girl Curiously touched PENIS of horse, Horse got excited and ran away,, Sardar said: Ab mera bhi pakad , muje mera ghoda pakadna hai“
Pan ki pichkari
humne jo mou se phenki pan ki pichkari faraz shamra k boli mehboba hamari yeh pan ki pichkari hai ya hai mahwaari
Kamzori
Itney kamzor ho gay teri judai se ZARDARI……………………… Ab “LAYS” khatay hain tu pait bhar jata hai…
Why do women wear panty?
Why do women wear panty? Why do women wear panty? . . . . Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered when not in use,,,,,
Khulli kartay hain
Adult Sms Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Lun Gift Pack
Lun Gift Pack I M Sending A “ LUN“ 4 U. L= Lot Of Love. U= Unlimited Care. N= Never Ending Of Friendship. So Get My “LUN“And Enjoy Yourself..
