peace and hope
May The Year 2009 Bring for You…. May The Year 2009 Bring for You…. Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends….Wishing You a…*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
New year Sms
New Year Sms With all the Rose’s Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children’s Smiles…I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006*
closest thing to women period
Adult Sms What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come
mobile rules
Adult sms Mobile ko kabhi pichhe ke pocket me mat rakhna,battery fategi to gand fat jayegi,log hath se gand dhote hain,aur tum gand se hath dho baithoge.
me teri bahoun main ana chahti houn
Desi Poetry Me teri bahon meiN ana chahti hun, Apne lips tere lips se milana chahti hun, Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapre, Mei tere bistar ko sajana chahti hun, Tujhe apni chhati ka nazara dikha k, Usey tere hathon se dabwana chahti hun. Apni dono tango ko thora sa khol k, Apni [...]
Mom Baloon
Funny Adult Sms Child looking her mom breast: ye kia he? Mom: baloon. Child: aunti k baloon baray kyun hain? Mom: tune un k kb dekhay? Child: jb abbu us me hawa bhr rahay thay.
din raat jazz masti
Urdu Adult sms AGE 20 – DIN RAAT, AGE 28 – ROZ RAAT, AGE 38 – JUMME RAAT, AGE 48 – CHAND RAAT, AGE 58 – ONLY JAZBAAT, AGE 68 – GALAT BAAT…
naughty boy
Naughty Sms MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
