father 20 ruppess
Father: Beta ya lo 20 rupees Mummy se mat kehna k main Nokrani ke Saath soya tha. Beta: Dad aap Buhat Kanjoos ho Mummy Poore 50 deti hai jab woh Drvier ke sath soti hain..!! New Year Sms
2 new years
Islamic New Year Sms New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009 With Islamic New Year
zaban sambal k baat ker
Funny Hindi Sms Girl: me tumre lye sab kch chor dngi. boy: ami abu. girl: yes boy:khana pena girl: yes. boy: apni dosten. girl: yes. boy: STAR PLUS. girl: zaban sambal k baat ker KAMINE.
22 no bed
Nurse:Sir 22 no bed waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kia, her dafa barh jata hai … Docter: Ab check karo to apni Shirt k uper k 3 button band ker leyna
teri DOSTI hi meri JAAN Ha
Friendship Sms In Urdu Teri “MUSKURAHAT” Meri “PEHCHHAN” Ha, Teri “KHUSHI” Mera “AARMAAN” Ha, Kuch bhi nahi meri “ZINDAGI” Bas… itna samajh le teri “DOSTI” hi meri “JAAN” Ha
Tauba karo
Admi molvi sahab se: “Molvi sahab masla, Khara ho gaya hai” Molvi Sahab:Tauba kero! Admi:Q kia howa? Molvi sahav:Arey Bhai!! Maslo ke tuh khara to ho ga hi.
New year sms sardar
Sardar giving a speech to deaf ppl using sign language He rubs his Chest,touches his dick & starts masturbating. He was immediately taken off the stage and when asked y did he do that? He said:It means, Ladies and Gentlemen, It gives me great pleasure…
gulabao ki chaddi
Sardar to Wife: Gulabo! Yeh CHADDI kis ki sookhney daali hai? Wife: MERI bahen ki hai. Sardar: KAMAL hai, pehney huway to kabhi nahi dekhi..
