Machron ko paida hone se
Teacher: Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher: Kyon? Student: Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,kutte hain, Sowar hai. Tumhare pass kia hai? Pakistani:Tum humara muqabla kabhi nahi kar sakte. Humare pass ZARDARi hai.
Taangein kholni parti hein
Teacher student se: Larki aur Ainak (Glasses) mein kya cheez mushtrik hai….? Student: Sir! Istamaal k waqt dono ki taangein kholni parti hein “adut sms”
Agar neend na aaey to
1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye.
my eyes twinkle
Sorry Sms I”m sorry to be smiling every time you”re near. I”m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you”re here. I”m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I”m sorry I love you, I can”t help it.
distance between us
Sorry Sms Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of… Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us… Please let us bridge the gaps…
Hamein Yaad kar lena
Sorry Sms in Urdu Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena Dost Rahange umar bhar Tumhare Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena
SORRY means
Sorry Sms SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY…. Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some, O-One Is,R-Really, R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day….
