very sad sms
Sad Sms ek ajab sa nanzara nazar aata hai her ek qatra samundar nazar aata hai kaha banaoun mai ghar sheeshaa ka her ek k haath mein pathar nazar aata hai
Sardar PCO shop per gaya part 2
Adult Sms Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya, Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye, Guess why? Bcoz Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.
Women best days
Adult Sms 4 kutte ek kuttya ko kutton ke tarha CHOD rhe the Ye dekh kr Anti Misba ke Ankh mein ansu aa gae . Kyo…? . Taras aa gya No . “Misba ko apni jawani k ache din yaad aa gae
next day faraz
Suhagraat k next day . Mr Faraz “Judge saab muje Anti Misba se talaq chaheye” . Judge: “Kyu…?” . Mr faraz: “Mein ne sex ka kha to…… ……to kehti hai MUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE” “faraz Sms“
bloody mosquito
Adult Sms He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! More Adult sms
Funny Sms all in one
Funny Sms It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It’s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! I’ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it’s a [...]
girl stupid question
girl stupid question girl- what is the means of 3659? boy- i don’t know. girl- 3 inch ka hole. 6 inch ka pole. 5 minut ka majaa. 9 mahine ki sajaa “Adult Sms”
Faraz Monkey took
Faraz Sms Faraz found a monkey and took it to police station Inspector: Isay zoo le jao Next day he sees the faraz with Monkey at bus stop Inspector: me ne keha tha isay zoo le jao, fir tm isay sath lye ghoom rhe ho faraz: kal hm isay zoo le gya tha bara mzaa [...]
