bank loan sms
bank loan sms Major Rohail ne bank se loan le kr car le Lakin loan wapis na kr ska Bank walay car le gy . . . . Major Rohail: pehle pta hota tu shadi b bank se loan le kr krta “Funny Sms“
surakh kioun hai
Funny hindi sms Major Rohail ke chhatri me surakh tha ek Admi ne pucha k ye surakh kyu hy? Major bola oy barish ruk jaye ge tu pta kese chale ga
Very clever
Very clever Some One wrote a letter to Major Rohail Agr tum zaheen ho tu 100 ka balance bhejo Hoshyar ho tu 200 ka blnce bhejo Agr dono ho tu 300 bhejo . . . . Major Rohail sent 600 Rs. And wrote YARA MEI IN SB KA BAAP HU “funny Sms“
Your wife is ever better
Your wife is ever better 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said: My wife is better. 2nd went in ,fuck a girl, Came out n said: U were right, your wife is better. “adult Sms”
1000ro phool kam he
Sorry Sms 100 phool kam he 1 arthi sajane ke liye, 1000ro phool kam he ek dulhan sajane ke liye. Par tere pyar ke 4 palkafi he ye saari jindagi bitane ke liye.
That Happens Between Us
Sorry Sms I Know How Angry You Are … & What You Must Be Going Through So i Hope , You Know How Sorry I Am For All That Happens Between Us … Please Forgive Me
If I Cud Take It All Back
Sorry Sms What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way I’m Sorry For Hurting You
Ludo nahi kheli kya tu ao?
Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5 I’ll kiss you! Girl: Ager 6 aaya to? Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.
