Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekha
Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya: Unka husn dekh k hum beshak khushi se phoolay hain, Lekin hairaan bhi hain soch k inke koolhay hain ya clifton k jhoolay hain.
Faisla aap per hai ab
Rs 1450: Baby Food Rs 1000: Doctor Fee Rs 950: Medicine Rs 800: Toys Rs 500: Diapers Rs 300: Baby Powder Total: Rs 5000 or Condom Rs.5 Faisla aap per hai.
Sorry & Forgive Me
Sorry Sms How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me. I’m sorry.
Agar ho gayi hai koi khata
Sorry Sms Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
Please forgive me
Sorry Sms Wish I could turn back the time and make things right… Please forgive me!
Sachi dosti
Sorry Sms Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai
Abortion
Adult sms 1st Girl: Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe Chaku se Maar raha tha. 2nd Girl: Tu Dar Mat agar Sapne Sach Hote to Mujhe roz Abortion Karwana padta.
Don´t say loose motions!
l BOY: Kiss karun? GIRL: Lipstick kharab hogi. BOY: Boobs daba doon? GIRL: T-Shirt kharab hogi. BOY: Fuck? GIRL: Menses mein hoon. BOY: Now don´t say loose motions!
