Basant aur Faraz
Basant Sms Zarori to nahi Hakoomat pabandi laga de to Basant nai hoti Faraz 4, 5 Gudday jab urren Mahool ban hi jata hai………… Happy Basant and Spring
Define bad acne
Define bad acne Define “bad acne.” Waking up in the park with a blind man reading your face. What 2 things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her legs. I will gather some more SMS jokes from time to time and post them here when I receive them on the phone.
dawai khali thi kya
Hindi Jokes Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey… mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi [...]
Basant e baharan
Basant Greetings Rango Ki Masti Pholon Ki Bahar Basant Ki Patangen Urne Ko Beqarar Thori Si Garmi Halki Si Phoar Bahar Ka Musam Ane Ko Tayar So Happy Basant Mubarak
tarzan hans rahay ho
Ek din Tarzan apne sary kapry utaar deta hai. Janwar usay dekh kar hansty hain. Tarzan: Tum hans kyon rahy ho? Janwar: Tumhari DUM ghalat jaga lagi hai.
candle light dinner
I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. . . . “Pay The Bill” Read More Adult Sms
love an illusion
Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. – - – - – People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING Pakistani girls mobile numbers
Champion Wakeel
Lady 2 Wakeel: Mujhe mre pati se talaaq chahiye. Wakeel: Magar woh to kabaddi ka Champion hai. Lady: yehi to problem hai Kamina sirf hath laga kar bhag jata hai.
