Bacha bus driver
Bacha bus driver Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota! Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota. Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye, Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola, ager teri maa [...]
khabardar Hoshayar
Miss Call Sms Khabardarr! Miss call sehat k liye muzir hai, Tabiat ziada kharaab ho to call kijiye, tamaam SMS waldain ki pohanch se door rakhye, “Vizarat-e-Tum” hakoomat-e-HUm!
khawab main aik larki
Naughty Sms Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai khawab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai. Adult-Sms
zameen kitni door hy
Sardar Sms TITANIc doob raha tha, 1.Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni door hy? Sardar 4k.m, Gorey ne samndr ma jump lga k pocha kis trf? Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.
Sardar ka gift biwi k liye
Adult Sms Sardar bivi k liay phool laya Bivi ne khush ho kr apne kapre utare or tangein khol kr bister pe late Gae Sardar: Hairat se? Ghar me guldaan nahi ???????
Pani K sath ya Doodh
Adult Sms Aurat: DR. Sahib mein 3 saal tak Bachey Paida nahi karna chahti. Docter: To Condom le lo. Aurat: Pani K sath ya Doodh K sath. Dr: LUN K sath :-
Aaj Ke Din
Insult Sms “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” To You Shocked ? Actully Aaj Ke Din James Hawk Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon
Faraz ki bhook hartaal
Faraz Sms Uski yaad may khaana peena chorr diya “faraz” pher socha “khaonga nahee to. . . ßarra kaise hunga..”:-)
