holiday with sardar
Adult Sms Ek sardar har sunday Holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha ” Sardarji aap ye har Sunday ko Holi khelte kyo ho?” Sardar: Maine padha hai “Sunday is a Holiday”..
barbie store manager
barbie store manager A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, “How much is that new Barbie in the window?”
cowboy logic
cowboy logic There is no arguing with cowboy logic. The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the Coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the Tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the Tree-huggers had a ‘more humane’ [...]
paaro or chandar mukhi
Adult Sms paaro aur chandramukhi ka noor aap par barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse; aapki zindagi mein aye itni ladkiya, ki aap apni chaddi pehanne ko tarse.
na chahat hai
Adult Sms Na chahat hai sitaron ki, na tamanna hai nazaaron ki, aap jaisa ek dost mil jaaye, maa chod denge saaro ki!
sholy movie jaya udas
Dirty jokes Sholey movie main JAYA udas – udas kyo rehti thi? Kyonki…THAKUR ke dono haath nahi the aur JAYA ko hi THAKUR ki G@@D dho ni pad ti thi.
dashing words
When a lady tells you that you are Great, Attractive, Articulate, Nice, Dynamic, Understanding ….means G.A.A.N.D.U.
husan ki payri
Free jokes AANKHO MAI CHOLOROFOME LIYE CHEHRE PER BEAUTY CHARM LIYE AY HUSHN KI PARI KAHA CHALI !SEENE MAI DAIRYFARM LIYE
