sher da puttar hai
Insult Sms 1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai. 2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.
Now 3 Males per day
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day! More Adult Sms
Clerk & Manager
Sardar Sms Sardar got promotion from Clerk to Manager. He went home & told his wife in NEW Style, Biwi Behosh! Y? He said 2 Her “Tu aj Rat se MANAGER K SATH SOYEGI”.
Faraz in Ghajini
Faraz Sms Tu ne 15 sal ki dosti 15 mint main bhula di Faraz….. Lagta he k tune b GAJHINI dekh le hai
sochta houn apna mobile
Sochta hon apna mobile kisi Faqeer ko dai don FARAZ!!!! Tere rooz rooz k puranay sms mujhsay parhe nahi jatay.
batao mujh ko main kia houn
Urdu Love Sms Raat K Kisi Lamhe Jab Tumhari Yaad Aay, To Batao MujhKo Main Kia Karon? Tumhe Meethi Nindia Se Jaga Doon? Ya Tumhare Seene Pe Sar Rakh Doon? Tumhari Gehri Band Aankho Ko Kholun, Aur Un Main Sama Jaaon, Ya Tumhe Bina Aankhe Jhapkaay Dekhta Jaaon, K Kahin Ye Khwab Toot Na Jaay, [...]
