Muth maarne se pyar
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai, Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai, Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost, Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
A small kid wrote mother
A small kid wrote to Santa Claus, “Send Me A Brother” Santa wrote back, “Send Me Your Mother”
yakkion ka andaza
Woh mujhe apna behtreen dost smajhta hai FARAZ Kya usay meri ‘yakkion’ ka andaza nahin? :-p
care smile
Eid is a wonderful opportunity 2 Pray 2 Love 2 Care 2 Smile and to thank GOD for all blessings we received.
politics is the gentle art
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
asan safar
safar aasaan thaa to manzil bhii ba.Dii raushan thii aaj kis darjaa pur_asaraar hai.n raahe.n apanii kitanii parachhaa_iyaa.N aatii hai.n tajallii ban kar kitane jalvo.n se ulajhatii hai.n nigaahe.n apanii
billi kay bachay
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega. More Funny Sms
or dabao or sunao
us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . ? dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
