Nor ba khalaq sta koosa
Nor ba khalaq sta koosa ke sa gorii… Zroona tre wrrak shwee di hagha gorii… Kanree pa lass garzii che awtar awtar… Da zama weeshthalo la waara gorii
Zardari ki beti
Shahbaz Sharif: Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . . Nawaz Sharif: Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . . Zardari: Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai …=P;-
Pathan Bivi se
Pathan: apni BIVI se.. Tumhari Gan* mein wo MAZA nahi jo uss may hay.. Biwi: kis mein ? Pathan: Ghore ki Gan* me hay..:-> More Pathan Sms at Funny Sms Zone
Who is an Idiot a sms review
1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, “concentrate.” 2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind. 3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out. 4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it. 5) He tries to drown a fish. 6) If [...]
Mai Girls College – Bus ka – Hindi SMS – funny sms
Santa : – Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai. Banta : – are waah, woh kaise ? Santa : – Mai Girls College Bus ka Driver hoon….. Woh Samajte Hai Humne unhe Bhula Rakha hai, Woh nahi Jante Dil mein Chupa Rakha Hai, Dekh na le koiunhe Meri Ankhon mein, Is Darr se [...]
Barish ke paani – ko apne – Hindi – Romantic SMS
Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo. Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai. Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash Hai, Har dil mein chupa ek ehsaas hai, Aap se pyaar yuhi nahi kiya humney, Kya kare hamari pasand [...]
Love SMS – Pyasi nigaho – ne har pal – funny love
Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka didar manga, jaise amavsya ne har raat chand manga, ruth gaya wo khuda bhi humse, jab hamne apni har dua me unka sath manga.
Men and Women Long conversation
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? Because they are stupid. What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever. If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first? [...]
