Imran hashmi Jin
Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila. Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao JIN: PEPSI wali Ya IMRAN HASHMI wali?
adult sms pack
Kon kahta hay dost humari chudai hogi, yah afwa kisi bhanchod nai urai hogi, ghuss k teri gand mai rahain gay sada, itni jaga tu hum nain banai hogi Q: What is the difference b/w Secretary & private secretary? Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR adult sms pack A [...]
Beyond the adult sms
so rahay thay donon nangay, chachi ko lagi thand, chacha nay dia lund, chachi boli yah kia gund, chacha bola machine gun, dhasaan dhasan.. dhasaan dhasaan.. 1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya. bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k [...]
Dekhna or pyar karna
Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai ko dekhna aur pyar karma chahta hun. Girl: seedha kiyun nahin kehte k underwear aur brazier bhi utaar dun!
Amrit ka jaam
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane… Gadha jo khaye [...]
A moment of patience
A moment of patience in a moment of anger can help you avoid a thousand moments of sorrow. Good Morning. Have a wonderful day
Decent Sms, in your Cell
INTRESTING QUESTION! Wot iz my name in ur cell!? Snd to ur frndx n get kewl repliez. .
Why do Couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
