Archive for April, 2009

Six answers given by a GIRL

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed………. 1 Nahi 2 Mujhe waqt chahiye 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai. Six answers given by a BOY [...]

Some things are left

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

you know cute word mesns?

STRANGE BUT TRUE: In ancient times, in England before people having sex, they needed Special permission 4m the king. People who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said: Fornication Under Consent of King Thats F. U. C. K. for short. Now U know where that cute word came from?

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

sab ne pocha kia hua?

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya. Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara.. Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua? Pathan Bola: Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….

laki or biskit doodh kay sath

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha…

touch below knee a girl

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

A women travelling man was in back

A women travelling in a bus, A man from back touch her hips woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay, Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta.