Archive for April, 2009

Hindi SMS Holi ka

holi ka rang fika pad giya mubarakbad gali mein tabdili ho gaya dost ki dharana…….. jab matlab aah jate hai bolte, “BABUJI” jab matlab nikal jate kehte, “AAP AB KYON SA KHET KA MULI” agar halat patli ho gayi ho to apni ristedaro ne zor ka jhatka dheere se laga ke pushte hai…… ‘HUM AAP [...]

When a Boy starts Looking at Hot Girl

“The real Problem doesn’t start when a Boy starts Looking at a Girl. . . . It begins Only when She turns and looks back at the boy.! Very True.

Kuch dost

Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho, Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain, Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame, Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai……. Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai, Kuch dost pal-pal yaad aate hai, Hum aapse yahi puchna chahte hai, K dosto k is kataar [...]

A Successful Doctor who knows

A Successful Doctor is one who knows the art of keeping the patient busy in investigations and prescriptions till Nature Cures the Disease

Reasons Why I Like You Smile on

5 Reasons Why I Like You- 1.Ur Never Boring, 2.U Know How To Bring Usual Smile On My Face 3.Ur Always On My Side, 4.We Are A Perfect Match, 5.Ur Always Fooled By Me. Hahahaha… More Funny Sms

Rulata Ishq

be wajah nahi rulata ishq mein koi “faraz” jisay khud se barh k chaho wo milta zaror hai.

Aishwarya is pregnant Now

I’m leaving India! Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai Adult Sms

if you love someone Is narrow..

Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters