Archive for April, 2009

My Bitch is Pregnant

Roses are Red Sky is Blue My Bitch is Pregnant Thanks to You….

I May come there any time

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK”

James bond and april fool

You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

Bante wala soda

For pepsi “shahrukh” For coke “aamir” For mirinda “vivek” For fanta “rani” & For Thumbs Up “Akshay” Don’t worry For Bante wala soda “You” Cheers !!!

Message centre

I Miss you a Lot Dear…. SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 ” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”

it should be 5

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.

Open the zip

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and study..

Stupid, 1st april is April fool

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.