Sajad ali nay kia khoob kaha
Funny Sms Collection Sajad ali nay Orignal message: Sajad ali nay kia khoob kaha hai . . . . . . . . . . . . Chal rehnay day
Zero main 1 dallo tu
Teacher to Girl: zero main 1 dalo tu kia hota hai? Girl: Chup rahi Teacher: Gussay say zero main 1 dallo tu kia hota hai? Gril: Bhut dard.
Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa – funny adult sms
Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaari? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai. Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin
bacha nikal jaega – funny adult sms
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..
Santa in Bangkok – funny Santa Banta sms
Santa in Bangkok to Lady: How much 4 a hand job? Lady: Rs500. Do u want one? Santa: No.. I was curious,, how much I Save when I do it myself…
Curiously Touched PENIS – funny adult sms
A Girl Curiously Touched PENIS Of A Horse, It Got Excited,Jumped & Ran Away Sardar(Horse Owner) Said:”Ab Mera B Pakad, Mujhe apna Ghoda Pakadna Hai
A just Born Baby was Laughing – funny message sms
A just Born Baby was Laughing really Hard with its tiny fist closed!! The confused Doc unfolded its tiny fingers and found a birth control Pill!!
Driver bhag gia tha – funny messages
Teacher: Aaj phir tum late aaye ho, tumhain period ki mportance ka zara bhi andaza hai? Papu: I know aik dafa meri behen k periods miss ho gay thay! to meri ammi behosh ho gai then.. Mere abbu ko Heart attack ho gya tha! Or humara Driver bhag gia tha.
