Feelings of girls after exam & Sex – funny adult sms
Feelings of girls after exam & Sex. Kitna lamba tha. Kash thoda time aur mil jata. Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na. Pata hi nahi Laga kab ho gya. Mera to shoot gya tha thoda. 3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi. Saari raat nahi soyi. Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain. Aage [...]
85% log sex is liye nahi kartey – funny messages sms
PAKISTAN mein 85% log sex is liye nahi kartey kion k us ko jaga nahi milti. YOU R RIGHT? Main b ik bar sex karna chahta tha par jaga nahi mil rahi thi phir larki ney bataya k sex ki jaga to tango k darmeyan hooti hai.
Wife: Ek baat bolti hon par maarna nahi – funny sms
Wife: Ek baat bolti hon par maarna nahi. Husband: Bolo. Wife: Main pregnant hon. Husband: WOW! Its good news. Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar main bataya tha bohat maar pari thi.
Son on his honeymoon – funny handi sms
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
How to get free Hindi SMS on mobile phone – funny english sms
What are Google SMS Channels? Google SMS Channels is a service that enables to send or receive sms on mobile phones. It’s a free service by Google. You will get your feed subscriptions as SMS. SMS Channels allows you to create your own channel(s) to publish content that other users can subscribe to. You can [...]
Medical Shayari – funny shayari sms
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don’t breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Shayari by Sardar – funny saradar sms
Shayari by sardar- “Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga, dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga, par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi [...]
Don’t ever Postpone today’s work till tomorrow – funny sms
Golden Words :- Don’t ever Postpone today’s work till tomorrow, . . . . . . . It can be done even the day after tomorrow..
