Archive for April, 2009

I am your S.I.S.T.E.R – fuuny adult sms

I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

“GOOD LOOKING” – funny April Fool SMS

Agar ap se koi kahe k aap “GOOD LOOKING” “SMART” or “GENIOUS” ho To Samaj Lena K Wo April Fool Mana Raha hai.

i never lie -funny sms

The maple syrup’s full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never live

study=fail – funny sms -more sms

Study=dnt fail dnt study=fail adding above equ Study+dnt study=fail+dnt fail study(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt) study=fail

…. Just FORGET it ONCE – fuuny sms

If you want to REMEMBER Your WIFE’s Birthday For EVER…..

Guy Picks up a girl

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

So many wonderful moments we have spent together – funny english sms

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Dayimg src=”http://feeds2.feedburner.com/~r/HotFunnySms/~4/kygEEOYy_ZQ” height=”1″ width=”1″/

Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai – funny adult sms

Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge… Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.img src=”http://feeds2.feedburner.com/~r/HotFunnySms/~4/Jac8Wn-LFYo” height=”1″ width=”1″/