O GOD, give us strength to pay Income Tax – funny english sms
Daily Prayer: O GOD, give us strength #38; capacity to pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy #38; many more. Besides don’t forget Ghunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggars etc… If we have some time
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo – Funny Hindi SMS
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana… agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana… Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai… Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho [...]
Tujhe Kismat Se Chura Na Paye – funny Friendship SMS
Tujhe Kismat Se Chura Na Paye, Tujhe Apna Bana Na Paye, Tujh Par Marte Rahe Tamam Umar, Par Tujhko Kabhi Bata Na Paye Sahil
Chandini Raatoun Me Kuch Bheege – funny love sms
Chandini Raatoun Me Kuch Bheege Qiyaloun Ki TarahMein Ne Chaha Hai Tumhe Din ke Ujaloun Ki TarahGuzre The Jo Kuch Lamhe Tumhare SathMeri Yaadoun Me Chamakte Hain Woh Sitaroun Ki TarahAshk Behte Hain Aankhoun Me Nadiyoun Ki TarahTere Aane Ki Qabar Aayi Hai Jab BhiMein Jee Uthi Hoon Insanoun Ki TarahTujh Se Bichad Ke Kahin [...]
Sardar office ka Tulla mar ke ghar aa gaya – sardar funny sms
Sardar office ka Tulla mar ke ghar aa gaya, Wahan us ne apni biwi ko apne boss ke saath dekha, Woh bhaag ke office wapas aa gaya, Aur bola: BAAP RE! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakra jata.
Sharyana Andaze Mohabat – funny shayari sms
Ek pal mein ek saadi ka maaza hum se poochiye Do din ki zindagi ka maaza hum se poochiye Bhoole hai rafta rafta unhe muddataoo mein hum Khistoy mein khud kushi ka maaza hum se poochiye Aghaaz aashiqui ka maaza aap jaane Anjaam aashiqui ka maaza hum se poochiye Hasne ka shouk hum ko bhi [...]
Heart Break SMS Sad SMS in Hindi – funny handi sms
Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De Aarzoo jhooth hai, Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi .. Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe.. Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi. Ek [...]
Nazar neechi
Nazar Neechi ki to Haya bangayi, Nazar Uunchi ki to Duaa bangayi, Nazar Tirchi ki to Ada bangayi, Nazar pheir li to khat-ta bangayi.
