Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai – funny Dosti SMS – funny love sms
Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai, Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi, Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai. Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere, Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri, Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri, Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi, Kafan [...]
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja – funny sardar sms
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kah1a, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay. Hum [...]
World Favorite Shayari Collection – funny shyari sms
Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai . Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai. Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen, Qatl Karne Ke Liye [...]
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents – santabanta sms
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh : Yes I have. Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it. Banta Singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh : [...]
Kha da chi maath di sho pa stargo ki azghi zargia – pathan sms
kha da chi maath di sho pa stargo ki azghi zargia, wali di gul sara da mini tamanna kawala. sta pa shakman zra ki zama da khaloos qadar na wo, be nanga yara ma kho mina pa rishtia kawala, da dey na ghat zulam ba yara pa duniya ki na vi, da raqeeb makhki di [...]
Agr tum kisi gharib shaks k – Molana ASIF ALI ZARDARI sms
Agr tum kisi gharib shaks ko kuch nahi dy sakty to jo kuch us k pas hy wo b us se cheen lo! (Molana ASIF ALI ZARDARI)
Upcoming IT Movies in Tamil Industry – English Funny Sms
1. RAM Thediya Engineer 2. Chinna Mouse Periya Mouse 3. Aathaa Naan Java Certificate Vaangitten 4. En System En Folder 5. Mouse Magesan 6.Login Aagaamal Ulle Vaa (peiy padam) 7. Mail Anuppa Neramillai 8.Paar Monitor-ai Paar 9.(Java) Padithaal Mattum Podhuma 10.(EJB) Padithu Vaazha Vendum 11.Dbase-ilirundu Oracle Varai 12 .Thudikkum (Mouse) Pointers 13.Saranam Internet (Bakthi padam) [...]
Success is like our own shadow – funny adult sms
Success is like our own shadow Don’t try to catch it Walk your own way #38; it follows you…. Keep in mind your shadows follow you only when you walk towards light!img src
