Phir bhi dil hai……Hindustani – funny english sms
Distinguishing India’s different cultures MALAYALEES One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four Malayalees is an oil slick. TAMILIANS One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three Tamilians is a classical music school. Four Tamilians is a [...]
Upcoming IT Movies (Hindi)- Aao chat kare -funny handi
1 Aao chat kare 2 Programmer no 1 3 Aaj ka body shopper 4 Programmer,recruiter aur bodyshoper 5 Badalate platforms 6 Kahani Keyboard ki 7 Memory aur hard disk 8 H1 ko aane do 9 Mouse ka gulam 10 Java wale job le jayenge 11 Skill apana apana 12 Hum aapke meomory mein rahate hain [...]
Dilbert’s Salary Theorem – English funny sms
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.” This theorem can now be supported by mathematical proof based on the following two postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time. Since Knowledge [...]
Things that make – you go hmm… – How come wrong -funny english – sms
How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world’up over’? Does killing time damage eternity? Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is the third hand [...]
Rooh say panay
Dill Ossay Roohh Say Panay Ka Talabgaar Hy Warnaa Jissm Biktayy Hain Yahaa Chandd Damooo Main…
Sher of the day Baat sun kar
Zindagii kii baat sun kar kyaa kahein, Ek tamannaa thii taqaazaa ban gaii hai. yeh sard raat, yeh aavaragii, yeh neend kaa bojh, Hum apaney shehar mein hotey to GHAR gaye hotey
Old Tamil Kadi Jokes Collection
1. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile. 2.”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come. 3.saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan 4.saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy 5. ‘ujaalaa’ commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai moorthy [...]
Pathan wearing mosquito net Why?
In battle pathan was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket. Why? Pathan g replied, ‘O jis may machar nahe ghus sakta goli kia ghusay gi.
