Miss you ASCII Sms
.- -. .- -. If You ‘. ( .’ Open ‘ . ) . ‘ My * Heart * What You Will See .- -. I .- -. .- -. I .- -. ‘. ( Miss ( .’ .- -. I .- -. ‘. ( Miss ( .’ ‘. ) You ) .’ ¤ So [...]
larki behosh after kiss
Science Teacher : ” Agar Koi Lari Behosh Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss Kro , Foran Theek Ho Jayegi … ” Student: “Magar , Sir Usay Behosh Kese Kia Jaye …” ;->
After Opening
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF GF(After Opening) What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ? BF : U Wanted Stars Na? Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Rs 20 bet
Larka: Main tumhain bagair choay kiss kar sakta houn Lakri: woh kaisay? Lakra: lag gai 20, 20 ke Lakri: Tum nay tu touch kia hai Lakra: yeh loo 20 ruppay
Dukh Dia ho
Funny Text Messages - Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho Dukh dia ho Pareshan kiya ho To ap b usko rula sakte hain Dukh desakte hain Pta hai kese? ? ? ? ? Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)
Pagal Khud Kash
Ik pagal rail ki ptri pe so gya Ik aadmi ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi to mrjaoge Pagal:Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr gya to kch ni hua TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai
Yeh lo ASCII Sms
Kon kehta hai Job nhi milti Ye Lo | | //|\\ ///|\\\ ////|\\\\ /////|\\\\\ //////|\\\\\\ ///////!\\\\\\\ JHAROO Ur ho jao shuru.
Remix Sms
Funny Text -Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka! REMIX.. ..acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka …naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka….!
