Social Engineer Policeman
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession. Prostitute: I’m a Social Engineer. Policeman: What do u do? Prostitute: I Build & Destroy erections.
Driver bhag gia tha papu
Teacher: Aaj phir tum late aaye ho, tumhain period ki Importance ka zara bhi andaza hai? Papu: I know aik dafa meri behen k periods miss ho gay thay! to meri ammi behosh ho gai then.. Mere abbu ko Heart attack ho gya tha! Or humara Driver bhag gia tha.
Six Goliyan check that [funny sms]
Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai? Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai. Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai
two girl friends same time
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service
Women live longer and better
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don’t have a wife.
funny sms balle balle
Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur… “BEWAKUF”Mil Gaya!
Marriage of Conductor
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai. Adult Sms
Galileo Sms Street light
Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?
