Sms Shortcuts A
Sms Shortcuts a3 anytime, anywhere, anyplace aam as a matter of fact aamof as a matter of fact ab ah bless! activ8 activate adctd2luv addicted to love add address adn any day now afaik as far as I know aisb as I said before aka also known as aliwanisu all I want is you aml [...]
Life that i want to live
I don’t want to live the life that i want to live but i wanna live the life as i want me 2 live cause i live 4 you thats true coz i love u and my life belong to u. Also read my collection of love poetry
Chand ka bed
Good Night Sms Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed, Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!! Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA…Good Night….
Rs 500 Do u want?
Santabanta Sms Santa in Bangkok to Lady: How much 4 a hand job? Lady: Rs500. Do u want one? Santa: No.. I was curious,, how much I Save when I do it myself…
send me a brother
A small kid wrote to Santa Claus, “Send Me A Brother” Santa wrote back, “Send Me Your Mother”
Sheikh ki shadi Meera se
1st Shaikh:Main MEERA se shaadi karoonga 2nd shaikh:MEERA us se shadi karegi jis ka Lund 8″ inch ka hoga 1st Shaikh:Koi baat nahi main 4 inch katwa loonga.
Bahu ka underwear
Sardarni kaprey sukha rahi thi Sardar: Yeh kala kapra kis ka hai? Sardarni: Bahu ka underwear hai Sardar:Accha.! Kabhi pehney huwey daikha nahi.!§~~§
Golden Words of Hitler
Gööd Mörning.. Golden Words of Hitler: When u r in light, everything will follow u. But when u enter dark, even ur own shadow will not follow u. Thats life..
