Archive for May, 2009

Suzuki Mehran

Funny Sms Hight of hasrat written at back of suzuki mehran… . . . . . . main bari ho k parado panoun ge

Summer trip package

Funny Sms I Love You Send this message to send this gift to 100 girls and win free trip to police station in luxury jeep Rehnda khana Peena and body massage free for more detail call now 15 limited offer!

Punjabi sms convertor

Sms Convertor Teacher: go, went gone ko punabi main convert karo, Student: O gaya, O nass gaya, O pharo Udi Pen nuu….. Ha ha ha….

One Nangi Larki In Bar

1 Nangi larki ne Bar me Pac ka order dia! Waiter dekhta reh geya. Larki: Kabhi nangi larki nhi dekhi? Waiter: Han dekhi hai but Main soch raha hon, tu paisy kahan se nikalegi.

Golden worlds today karo

Golden Worlds Today Agar tum jise piyar kartay ho usse na pa sako tu . . . . . us ka number mujhay day doo kia pata meray sath set ho jaiy!

Muslim or Momin Difference

Musalman or mumin main kia faraq hai, Muslim woh hai jo khuda ko manta hai, or momin woh hai jo khudi kee manti hai

1 Khubsorat nangi larki

1 khusburat nangi larki samandar k kinaray choot peay top rakh k laiti hoi thee, Sardar Hairan, Kamal hai! . . . . . . Yeh tu banda pura hee andar ghuss gaya

Bhen ka dupta

Ik sardar oay meri bhen ka dupta wapis kar, Badmash Chal oay chal tu kia karen ga? Sardar, Allah de kasame piko karani se!