Kall bhee sms zinda tha
Kal b sms zinda tha Aaj b sms zinda hai Tum kitne sms delete karoge Har mobile se king ka sms nikle ga,.! Nara-e-KING (‘.’)_/ <)( /! jEYE KING (‘.’) <)(> /! FROM; (‘.’)KING <)(> OF /! SMS sHARE UR SMS @ JOKES OR CHELLENGE ME IN SMS@0312-5090841 i,M WAITING,.! nOBODY CAN CHELLENGE ME IN [...]
Bhalla Karo
Uthoo Doston or watan ka kuch bhala karo . . . .Jagoo Ooh sorry app ho aap to wapis so jao is me hi watan ki bhlai he
bhar mat nikalna ghar me hi rehna
Bhar mat nikalna Yaar please ghar me hi rehna bhar bilkul mat nikalna halaat bhot khrab hen bhar kutta maar muhim choro ho chuki he is or is baar me kuch nahi kr paon ga
Khuda k liay tum dua ho meri
Tum dua ho meri “sada k lie” me zinda hon tumhari “Dua k lie” Kr lena lakh “Shikwe” ham se magar Kabhi Khafa na hona khuda k lie.
Time kee pabandi karo
Quaid-e-azam ne kha he k waqt ki pabandi karo Magar ye to btaya hi nahi k . . . . . Nae wale ya purane wale
Sexy Chai Banao
Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade” Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!
SOME LOVE 1 Some love 2
SOME LOVE 1 SOME LOVE 2 BUT I LOVE 1 THAT IS U
Child to nokrani
Chota bacha nokrani se! yeh tum pappa ka penis muh main lekar kya kar rahi the? Nokrani: Woh main.. Main.. main.. main na Woh.. Tumhari Mamma k liye saaf kar rahi thee.!
