Aslam ke maa bhen
TeaCher 2 sTudEnt … Translate this sentence in UrDU : ” Aslam United His Mother & Sister ” . . . . . Student : ” Aslam ne Apni MA BEHEN 1 kar di “
Teray sub dost kanjoos
Raat chand ne mujhse kaha k tere sub dost KANJOS hen PAGAL hen FALTOO hen Mene chand ko ghoora Or gussay se kaha Mujhe pata hy
Ghurbat ka Lahu
Bik Raha Tha Pyar ke BAZAR Main Meri Ghurbat Ka Lahu …..Mohsin…… Peeche Mur Ke Jo Dekha To Kharidar Mere apne thay.
Kush Ikhlak ki waja
Mujh say loug miltay hain meray ikhlak ki waja say . . . . Hor meri koi phakki nahi mashoor !!! :-hahahahaha
Umeed-e-wafa na rakh
Umeed-e-wafa na rakh un Logoun se faraz, Jo miltay hain kisi se hotay hain kisi k.
Bivi ki ch00t main fingure
Husband ne Megazine parhte hue pas leti Bivi ki choot mein Ungli kardi.. Wife: Jano sex ka Mood hy? Husband: Nahi Page palatne k liye ungli geeli ki hai… More: Adult Sms
2 bivian gum hogain
2 Aadmiyo ki BiVian Gum hogien 1Bola=Tri BV kesi hy? 2Bola=Fair color,Blue Eyes,Rosy Lips&Charming 2Bola=Teri kesi hy? Pehla Bola meri chor teri dhondte hen….
Bully Shah
…Bully Shah.. Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai..¤ Agg pani da jor v koi nai.. Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.. Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.. More Urdu Poetry
