Bund Bange
“”Parwane Ko Shama Pe Jal Ke Kuch To Milta Ho Ga “”FÄRÄZ”” “”Sirf Marne Ki Khatir To Koi Bund pange Nahi leta..
Sexy girl offer to Boy
Girl: Fu*ck me Plz. Boy: nahi main Kounwari larkiyon k sath Sex nahi karta. Girl: Why? Boy: bus mujhe “Khoon-Kharaba or Shor Sharaba pasand nahi hai
Mera Pakistan Khushal Hota
Teacher: Wo konsa event tha jo na hota to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota? Student: Zardari ki maa ki shaadi.
Seikh kangal a good news
1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha bachon ko un k nanky bhej do R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao Mera Allah malik Main apny susral chala jata hon.
Chanda baray masjid
1 Memon se ksi ne Masjid k lye chanda manga. Memon ne foran 10,000 ka check de dia. Aadmi: Is pr sign to kro Memon:Hum nek kam me apna nam zahir nhe krte..
Nikha Nama
Man at medical store: I need poison!.. Chemist: I can’t sell u that.. Man showed his Nikah Nama.. Chemist: Oh, sorry!! I Didn’t know u have a prescription
Deveil School Attendance
Devil School attendance: Ajooj Majooj Ys sir! Zakoota Ys sir! Drakola Ys sir! Shetan Ys sir! . . Zardari. ! Sir wo pakistan lootne gya hua he
Bathroom kay parday
Old Wife: bathroom k parde lagwa do Husband: Q ? Wife:Naya parosi dekhne ki koshish karta hai Husband:1 bar dekh lene do phir wo khud parday lagwa lega..
