Archive for July, 2009

It’s time to disco

Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge? Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco, <(‘.’) /”/> _/”\_ Kon dhondega tjhko,, Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.

Kamran akmal Pakistani Cricketer

Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:- Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace

Loadsheding in Karachi Ehtajaj

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye. LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein. More Urdu Funny Sms

Na taj main hai

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai, Na Taj main hai, Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai, Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai, Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai. More Funny Sms

High level confidece by karo

High level confidence! Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees. Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i’l reward u 200Rs.. ;->

Pakistan Air Forece test

Inteligence Test By P.A.F (Pakistan Air Force) 1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy? 2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy? 3) Baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain? 4) Duniya main sab se zyada [...]

Mera Waada hai yeh

Mera Waada Hai yeh Tum se!! Tumhen Itna Main Chahoongi!! K Duniya Main Kahen Per Bhi!! Mohabbat K Hawaaly se!! Kabhi Jo Baat niklegi!! Hamara Naam Aaegaa!! More Urdu Poetry

Reporter to Mr Zardari

Reporter zardari se.! Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai, iss ka raaz? Zardari..! Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon, k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->