Meray Phelo main aa kar
Baith jati thi mere pehlo me aa kar es tarah JAn|x… Meri tanhai bhi jaise mere ghar ka fard ho… ;->
BV rorahi thi
Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
Sheikh kee ring
Friend 2 Sheikh: Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga Sheikh: Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
Masroof Zindagi or Namaz
Masrof zindgi NAMAZ ko mushkil bana deti hai. Laken NAMAZ masrof zindgi ko B Aasan bana deti hai!
Spiderman in Pakistan
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai banti to us ka nam kya hota… Zra socho . . . Phr socho “JAALAY wala GUJJAR” More Funny Sms
Mulk ka sardar
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi… ;->
Black Black Night
Ho Gyi Hai Ab Tø Black Black “NiGHT”, Ab Band Bhi kar Do White White “LiGHT”, Sweet Sweet Sapno ki Pakarlø Tum “FLiGHT”. Oh! My Dear GooD GooD “NiGHT”
Preet comes in front of guests
Preeto comes nuude in front of the guests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: What’s this? Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing”
