Alone prince
Diñ Ghüzrä häy tö Räät bhi högi, Mät üdääs hö käbhi tö bäät bhi högi, Itñay pyär sè dösti ki häy tum ne, Agr zìñdägì rähì tö müläqät bhì högi. Alone Prince
Sentence using word hand
Teacher: Make a sentence using word ”Hand”! Student: My Penis in ur Hand Teacher Slapped him! Student: Sorry Madam, PEN k baad Space dena Bh00l gya tha! :<
he could not be everywhere
God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law. More funny sms
Cricket rules in exams
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) [...]
Sitare aasman main chamakte hain
Sitare aasman main chamakte hain badal durr se baraste hain hum bhi kitne nasamajh hain wo DIL main rehte hain aur hum mulaqat ko taraste hain”
chom k jagate
Pass hote lab chom k jagate tum ko Rakh k dil pe hath dharkein sunatey tum ko Or jo tum sakun ki arzu karte Rakhtay sir seenay pe or sulatay tum ko:-
Some gift from Quran
“SURA FATIHA” Allah K Gazub Sey Bachati Hai. “SURA YASEEN” Qiyamat K Din Pyaas Sey. “SURA WAQIA” Fikar or Faaqay Sey. “SURA MULK” Azab-e-Qabar Sey. “SURA KOSAR” Dushmano Ke Dushmani Sey. “SURA KAFiROON” Mout K Waqt Kufr Sey. “SURA IKHLAAS” Munafiqat Sey. “SURA FALLAK” Hadson Sey. “SURA NAAS” Waswasoun Sey Gift 4 u.
life’s affairs & my room
Hindi Sms I asked myself how to handle life’s affairs & my room gave me a perfect answer. Roof said: Aim high Fan: Be cool Clock:Value time Bulb: Eradicate darkness Book:Counselling at every step Calendar: Be up to date Wallet: Save NOW for bad days Bed:Take proper rest for a new day Mirror: Reflect before [...]
