kitna seeda larka hai
Boys and Girls pehli mulaqat main apny zehen mainek dosray k bary main is tarha sochtay hain: Girl: Kitna seedha larka hai. Boy: Kya sexy bachi hai. Girl: Kitna nice Behaviour hai. Boy: Kya Udham Figure hai. Girl: Dressing zabardast ki hai. Boy: Thora aur light Dress hota to maza aajata. Girl: Agar razi ho [...]
We need friends for many reason
Why we do need Friends..?? We need friends for many reason, All throughout the 4 seasons, We need frndz to comfort us when we are sad, And to have fun with us when we are glad, We need frndz to give us good advice, We need someone we can count on to treat us nice, [...]
After a quarrel
After A Quarrel: A Husband Said To His Wife: You Know! I Was A Fool When I Married You. She Replied: “Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love & Didn’t Notice.”
advance technology
Dear Receiver I am Sardarji virus. Since I am not so Technologically advanced, I am a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the Files on your hard disk yourself and send this E-mail to everyone you know. Thank you very much for helping me. Sardarji virus.
Lie down and gets ready
A Woman Goes 2 A Dentist 4 Tooth Extraction: Doc Tells Her 2 Lie Down And Gets Ready With Tools. Lady Lifts Her Skirt: Doctor: I’m Not A Gynacologist, I’m Dentist. She Says: I Want To Get My Hubbys Tooth Removed.
Understanding and caring wife
What Do You Call A Wife: Who Is Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding, Caring, Never Jealous And A Great Cook? ANSWER : A Rumour!
Admission open in school
In USA: Interview 4 New Admission in School. Teacher: Who is your Dad? His Mom: Please ask simple questions! More English funny sms
bachpan guzar janay k baad
Fursat kab milti hai bachpan guzar janay k baad, Mujhy bhook lagti hai khana khany k baad, Mere paas do he samosay they jo maine kha liye, 1 Tere aany se pehle, ik teray jaany k baad.
