Archive for July, 2009

A man with wife adhi raat ko

Aadi raat ko aadmi apni Moti Biwi se: Begum! Sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum? Biwi: EK dum. Aadmi: To phir apni doosri taang bhi mere ooper rakh do.

Press down if u love me

Press Down if U Love Me So U Love Me So Sweet Ok U can Stop Enough Plz Stop it Dis is 2 much Oh My God Ok Ok i Love U t0o Ufff Crazy Fans! =p

When flood comes

When Flood Comes, “Fishes Eat Ants” When Flood Goes Down “Ant Eat Fishes” Time Matters… God Gives opportunity to everyone.

To feel without ever touching

To Hear what is Unspoken, To See what is Unseen, To Feel without ever Touching, is a Disease called SCHIZOPHRENIA and People think its love, How Stupid.

Faraz ASCII Sms

Us se pyar kr k ( `;`) (‘;’) ,/) )\, ,/) )\, Meri Qismat hi jaag gai ( `;`) (‘;’) ,/) )\, ,/) )\, Meri aarzo b jaag gai Phir ek din aysa hova K wo “Kamini” ( `;`) (‘;’) ,/) F)\, ,/) )\, ?,,? ?,,? Faraz k sath bhag gai.

Say proudly

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly… I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.

world red rose

Today Is World Red Rose Night. If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend N See How Many Missed Call U Get

Garajtay Badal

Garajhte badal Karakti bijliyan Cham cham brasti ‘barish’ Pakoron ka jadu French fries ki khushbo Chatni ki mehkaar Ketchup ki bahaar Sham ka waqt Chai k sath Mobarak ho apko ye ‘chan chan’ krti ‘BARSAAT’ Happy Barish Day…