Ullo ke pathe
Soowar ke bachhe! Ullo ke patthe! Kutte ke pille ! Gadhe ki aulaad ! Bhains ke bachhde, Bakri ke memne, Sab kitne chote-chote, Piare-piare hote hain na.
Jumping from a terrace
2 Men Jumping From A Terrace. 1st Man :This Is My 50th Time. I M A Guinness Record Holder… 2nd Man:This Is My 1st Time. I M A PEPCO Share Holder.
Pain in my hand
Couple in Train: Girl: There is pain in my hand, Boy kisses her hand. Girl: There is pain in my neck, Boy kisses her neck. Old man on other side: Beta Qabz ka elaaj b kartay ho?
Meeting of body parts
Ek baar Body Parts ki Meeting hoi: Sab he ayae par Jigar nahi aya sab preshan ho gyae. Phir pata chala k woh to sms parh raha hai. Miss You Jigar.
Shakal hee bhool gay hain
Aur Janab Kia haal hain? Kahan hoty ho aaj kal? Na msg na call. Hum to aapki shakal he bhol gye hain. Wo to aaj BASHIR khusray pe nazar pari to aap yad aa gaye.
Teray Lab Say
Aik Bheegi Hui See Rat Milay Us Rat Mein Tera Hath Milay Teray Lab Say Tapkein Jo Boondein Unhein Meray Labon Ka Sath Milay Kuch Tum Bhi Behkay Behkay Say Kuch Mujhay Nasha Sa Taari Ho Har Pal Mein Chaye Madhoshi Aik Aisi Rat Hamari Ho Phir Tum Aao Meri Banhon Mein Mein Pyar Karon [...]
I cannot help my self
I’m not supposed to love you, I’m not supposed to care, I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I’m not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do… I’m sorry I can’t help myself, I’m in love with you.
Aj woh muddat bad ay
Apna aap Aj wo muddat baad aaye Bus yeh kehnay Jaana Meray saray khat lota do Sub tasveerein kalam Kitabein Wapis kar do saray tohfay Mujh say sab kuch magnay wali Jatay jatay Meray kamray ki chokhat par Chorr gae hai “APNA AAP”
