Forword this messages please
Baraye meherbani is msg ko itna forward karain k . . Mere Bhai tak Puhanch jaye. “Bhai Double Roti k sath 2 Andey B le ana.
A Man jumps into bed and start
A man jumps into bed & starts sex. Women in bed says:Jija jee mein aap ki biwi nahe sali hoon RADHA!!! Man:Ab kahan ki RADHA jab ghus gaya aadha….!
Gas ka bill
1 Aurat k ghar Gas ka Bill bohat zyada aa geya. Wo Gas Office gayi aur Manager se kaha … Na mainu enna bill phaij dita, mein ki dozakh nu Pipe ditta wa
Fear Circle
A WONDERFUL FEAR CirCLE CHOHA Billi say durta hay Aur Billi kuttay say. Kutta Bhairiay say durta hay Aur Bhairia Gainday say. Gainda Cheetay say durta hay Aur Cheeta Haathi say. Haathi Shair say durta hay Aur Shair Admi say. Admi BV say durta hay Aur BV . . . ? ? ? ? CHOOHAY [...]
Unsuccessful date of girl
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue dekh lia Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia Beti muskurate hue daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nahi ayega :-
Make a sentance for magar
USTAD: “Magar” ka jumla banao. . . . .. . . . . . . Boy: wo meray aage aage thi aur main us k magar magar tha. More funny sms
I cannot bear this this
1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara, sardar:tum ne ye juta ghusay se mara ya mazaq se? pathan: Gushy se. Sardar:Acha hai warna me aisa mazaq bardasht nai karta,,.
Story of 21st century must read
“Story of 21st century” Once upon a time there was a country which had nuclear power BUT did not have electricity. Moral:hahahahahahaha!
